May 31st 

When the girl that's a good fuck was born. Wish her happy birthday, she'll give you a cute smile. Her name might be Fatima, but if its not(which is the majority) shes still perfect.

??: "Hey isn't May 31st? Oh yeah its Fatima's(someones) birthday!
???:"Shes pretty"

May 31st by Actuallyapussypleaser May 11, 2024

May 31st 

May 31st is national send a sexy pic to someone day
Yep, that's rights ladies

Hey....latina...it's may 31st

May 31st by It's not kai May 31, 2024

May 31st 

National sexy booty pic day

I can’t wait for the pic my girl is gonna send on May 31st

May 31st by Huntar351235 May 31, 2024

May 31st 2004 

The day the man with the smallest penis was born... Mr. Men. Also known as Mr. Men Day!

Person 1: Hey, it's May 31st 2004, Keshav was born!
Person 2: Oh, Keshav, as in Mr. Men? It's Mr. Men Day!

May 31st 2004 by Brin Bib October 31, 2019

May 31st, 11:59 PM 

the moment before disaster, the moment before everyone you know and love will become gay, it is inevitable, fear it at all costs

its May 31st, 11:59 PM, goodbye everyone
*becomes gay*

May 31st, 11:59 PM by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

National grab ass day v.2 May 31st 

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want

Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!

National grab ass day v.2 May 31st by Frostytrip May 18, 2019

Ass and tits pics may 31st 

The person who receives this has to no matter where or what they're doing has to send those pics.

Send an ass and tits pics may 31st

Ass and tits pics may 31st by Null Cruel May 31, 2024