May 26 

Best day to meet your crush after a 3 month quarantine. All lost days during quarantine such as national grab booty day or give head day may be exceptionally used at once on May 26.

- Hey bro! i will be meeting my crush on may 26 when this quarantine is over
+ That is the best day! You should grab her booty while kissing her

May 26 by LaZowiPuta May 25, 2020

May 26 

Congrats cuz if your born in this day you are born on the same day Gurt’s girls from Despicable Me dance recital was on.

Person one: Did you know Gurt’s girls dance thing was on May 26??
Person two: Really???
Person one: Yeah I saw it in the movie!

May 26 by Coffee=PowerDrug June 29, 2022

May 26 

May 26 is we're one of the best people was born in.So if you know someone that there birthday is in May 26 give them the biggest present ever

Kyle:why did you give me a big present for my birthday

Jacob:cause it's May 26

May 26 by Maertinez November 2, 2019

May 26 

!May 26 is The Toxic Girl Who Tries to Come Back to Your Life day

.Jorden: My Ex gf, Sarah, just texted me

!Steve: It's May 26, The Toxic Girl Who Tries to Come Back to Your Life day

May 26 by Very Yes May 26, 2020

May 26 

Oooooooooo honey. If your born on May 26 u got a lot of problems ahead of u. Soon you’ll find out that your friends are fake and your worst enemy will become your new friend cause no one else want to hang out with u. Good luck

Anna: Do you hang out with people who are born on May 26?

Grace: Nah. Anyone born on May 26 is sooo two faced.

May 26 by These are fax May 10, 2020

May 26 

The day any Joshua shall be worshipped

Oh Joshua please be our lord as May 26 Joshua shall be worshipped

May 26 by Bignuts75 October 15, 2019

May 26 

The best legends of the world are born on this day. If you know someone born on this day go up to them and recognize their greatness.

Nick, "It's Jacob's birthday."

Tyler, "Today is May 26."

Tyler," Hey Jacob, congrats on being ythe captain of basketbalm team and football team."

May 26 by Jack267 April 11, 2020