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Marty’s Landscaping

“Dude my grass is so green right now.” “Well you can thank Marty’s Landscaping HAHAHAHAHAH”
by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021
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Matt S

Matt, or Matthew. Kind, caring, understanding, fun, funny, smart, and much more. Easy to get along with.

You can count on Matt to be the calm one out of the group, but if you take the time to piss him off, he will go cobra kai on you.

Matt is a great person, and an even better friend. You can always count on him. :)
Matt S is a great person! :D
by Unknown but known.. March 28, 2022
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Matt’s Fasting

Restraining from carbohydrate foods for an extended period of time following a period of excessive carb loads. During this period of Matt’s fasting one will only eat increased amounts of protein rich foods while abstaining from all carbs.

This is often associated with the religion of fitness and should be practiced only by those who seek to be fit
While seeking to cut the fluff from his body and also continue to experience muscular gains Matt explained to Mel the practice of Matt’s Fasting and all of its amazing possibilities for the mind, body and soul 🙌🏽
by Thatguytho1789 June 12, 2022
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Matt’s Husband

Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew

#futurecouple
matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘
by flairswrld January 2, 2023
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Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"
by firefox098089 November 13, 2023
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Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.
Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*
by firefox098089 November 13, 2023
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Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.
Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.
by Uppies January 9, 2024
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