Maths 

Most pointless load of shite someone ever took the time over to make up.

No good to you after you leave the exam room, generally find that maths teachers usually become obsessive after 5-10 years - who wouldn't?

one fact about life is that 2+2=anything but 4 since that would require the fouritems to b exactly the same, a more useful idea is that 2+2=5, a famous radiohead song.

two plus two always makes five

Maths by Duke of Earl January 31, 2005

maths 

the most brain-numbingly boring and gay subject ever to grace this planet.

who invented maths, i think they should burn forever in hell

maths by better than youuuuuu December 26, 2005

maths 

Stands for
Massive
Anti
Telharsic
Heptiom
Septonum

Useful for many things, like working out angles, extracting the best time to enter into a conversation, and, if you can fly, plotting your trajectory to work.

Look around you.
Look around you.
Just, look around you.
Can you tell what we're looking for yet?
That's right, Maths.

maths by Thegreatnick March 16, 2005

Maths 

maths is really boring

we have maths with baldwino today, oh no

Maths by tan October 29, 2003

Maths 

A spiral🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪 Maths includes a lot of things: Annoying teachers, equations , algeBRA and the most important - a S-P-I-R-A-L
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)

So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”

Maths is a spiral.
Spiral means Maths.
Maths includes a lot of things.

Maths by Mathsisaspiral January 25, 2019

Maths 

The most boring subject known by man
It is banned from multiple countries for people dying in their chairs as the teacher pursuits them with "Equations".
This is the death of me

Help me please I'm begging, Im stuck in the dreaded maths

Maths by OhSuger August 15, 2019

Maths 

A fucking damn shit that was invented by someone that was fucking boring and it inspired a son of a bit*h to invented (pie), that damn shit number (3.147592038284928.....)

If someone like Maths, I’ll fuck their ass off.

Maths by Kink of hell October 30, 2019