Macheteraped

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

Mahek

A beautiful soul, with a immensely kind heart and lethal intelligence. Wise, strong and cunning. She is athletic and motivational, as well as dedicated and persistent.

Oh my! Look it’s an Mahek!
She is an Mahek, of course she’s brilliant !

by Anonymous At Most October 19, 2020

Mathematress

The in-bed mathematics that one performs in order to calculate how many hours or minutes they will be able to sleep for if they fall asleep immediately. Usually this is done in desperation after failing multiple attempts at falling asleep. The calculations usually begin while uncomfortably lying awake and trying to force yourself to sleep, you use the time you intend to sleep by and the time you have to get up, and all time in between is the Mathematress calculated sleep time.

*Guy looks over at the clock* "Shit it's already 3 and I have to be up at 8...well Mathematress says I'll only get 5 hours if I can get to sleep right now.....right now......damn!

by Shunsui December 24, 2010

Marshall Bruce Mathers

This is the real name of the rapper Eminem.

Marshall Bruce Mathers
Born October 17, 1972.

by Risown January 3, 2009

Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

by Aidony October 30, 2010

The Marshall Mathers LP

The second major label and third studio album by american Hip-Hop artist Eminem, it was released on May 20th, 2000 and September 11th, 2000 in the United Kingdom. The album is Eminem's most successful album selling 1.76 million copies it's first week making it the fastest selling rap album in history beating out Snoop Dogg's label debut Doggystyle. The album went on to be certified Diamond, the album was very controversial at the time manly for it's attack on Gays and Lesbians in lyrics to the songs which promoted GLADD to protest the album telling record stores to take the album off the shelves and Radio DJs to not promote the album. The most controversial song on the album is "Kim" in which Eminem kills his then wife Kim Marthers/Scott the clean version of the album takes the song out and replaces with "The Kids". The controversy came to a head at the Grammy Awards which Em was nominated for Best Rap Album which GLADD protested, Eminem responded by playing "Stan" with artist Elton John singing Dido's parts.

The Marshall Mathers LP is one of the greatest albums of all time.

by RapMaster January 27, 2013

Mathematical

Of or pertaining to the nature of mathematics.

This can also be used as a figure of speech to describe something that would be considered good or exciting.

To understand many branches of science, one must be well versed in mathematical knowledge.

Dog: Hey, lets go do something fun!

Boy: Mathematical!

by Strange Comma July 6, 2010