Mathturbation

Thinking about Math at an irrelevant time. Most often done first thing in the morning, late at night, or occasionally while on the toilet.

Carter was mathturbating in the shower early in the morning.

When Hannah was in History, she was so bored that she used mathturbation to relieve her stress.

After another lonely night, Justin mathturbated before going to sleep and was able to escape into a world of reals and dreams.

by Mathturbator34 October 23, 2012

Mathturbation

The math you do as a republican to make yourself feel better.

Mathturbation: What Megyn Kelly told Karl Rove when Fox News Called the race for Obama. (see youtube video "Math you do as a republican")

"Dude, did you see Karl Rove last night totally Mathturbate himself last night with his white board right before President Obama was re-elected."

"Yeah, He was really going at it with his magical white board"

by FactsMatter(except FAUX NEWS) November 15, 2012

mathturbation

What pseudoscientists, cranks and charlatans use to "prove" their self-indulgent theories.

The nutjob used mathturbation to show that the Bible contains an encrypted message warning of the September 11th attacks.

by AbnormalBoy December 2, 2004

mashturbate

to masterbate, while being mashed off' drugs such as; cannabis; valium;, any drug which will relax the user

Oh man i feel quite stoned... i might mashturbate later on,it will sort me out...!

by whitty2350 March 1, 2009

matturbate

To build up a sizable lead in a single game (or in the regular season standings) only to blow your offensive "load" prior to an actual recorded victory or championship.

"Matty Ice" a.k.a. "The Mattural" matturbated in the first half of the 2013 NFC Championship game against the San Francisco 49ers.

by Sherman Gepard January 21, 2013

mathterbate

Mathterbate or mathterbating is the act of masterbating instead of doing your math homework.

"Johnny why isn't your homework complete"said Mrs. Jones. Johnny said "I tried to do it, but I had to mathterbate to your picture all night."

All that fine booty in class had me mathterbating during lecture

by Brando-The-Hutt September 14, 2016

Mashturbate

Mashturbating is when you or someone else mashes your cock with their fist or a household object.

Jane: uh you'll never guess what happend to me last night
Sarah: what?
Jane: i saw my brother Mashturbate in his room
Sarah: EWWWWWWW

by The Mad. Dude. Guy. October 13, 2009