manclock

A man that's looking to or rushing to settle down, get married and start a family. The term is the male equivalent to a female "biological clock".

He seems to be in a hurry to get serious about a relationship. It must be his Manclock.

by NewmanLT August 2, 2014

Matlock

Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.

'Look at her, she is one hell of a matlock'

by Alex Smithe March 12, 2008

Matlocked

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.

Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.

by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009

matlock

Someone befuddled or seemingly befuddled by technology.

You seriously called IT because your mouse was hidden under some paper? You pulled a matlock. You are totally matlocking this presentation. Having trouble turning on your iPhone, matlock?

by totessochmeeds May 24, 2012

matlock

Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.

'dont act so matlocked'

'she looked well like a matlock'

by Alex Smithe March 11, 2008

Matlockitis

The acute onset of loneliness, sadness, and boredom resulting from living at one's parents' house during the summer vacation when one would usually be studying in a thriving and happening city during term time. The risk factors of catching the disease include one's parents living in a small town in the middle of no where and one's friends being able to still live in the city.

Dad: You're looking a bit down, are you missing your friends?
David: No it's worse than that; I think I might have Matlockitis.

by lonelylover1 July 21, 2012

matchbooking

The act of fitting one's body into a ridiculously small car.

The hot redhead only became more awesome to me when I saw her squeeze into a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe. She is the queen of matchbooking!

by red_menace April 5, 2013