professional mistress

An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.

I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.

by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007

Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

by JambaJews December 23, 2008

Mattress Warehouse

A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.

Jeffy enjoys going to Mattress Warehouse whenever his wife begins to yell at him.

by joemammy December 14, 2008

gangster mattress

A white chick that only fucks black men.

Normally a fat white woman that will lay on her back and take the cock from any black man.

Dude, you want nothing to do with that fat bitch, she's a gangster mattress.

by Stu Rowland July 12, 2007

Manstress

The male equivalent to a mistress. A married woman's side piece. A second dick you get when the first dick isn't satisfying you. A boy toy. The man you use, abuse, and throw away on top of the man you come home to every day.

Jamie: "Hey, was that Josh I saw you with on Saturday?"

Tammie Lynn: " Oooo girl PLEASE that was my manstress. I get a piece of him when Josh's dick just ain't cuttin' it."

by redrum this bitch August 2, 2016

Popped Mattress

When two men share the same room and sleep on different beds, they eventually get to know each other and discover their homosexuality. After having gay sex, the taker is considered to have had his "Mattress Popped", and therefore sleep on the same bed afterwards.

Makes more since if one slept on an airbed beforehand, where the definition comes from.

Brent: Hey, do Matt and Shane still live together in two different beds?

Shawn: Nah, Matt gave Shane a Popped Mattress and now they share a bed.

by thetwixter June 11, 2010

Hotel Matress

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.

Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?

by Alman42 February 25, 2011