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Maloned

Maloning is an act of getting ahead in your career at the expense of someone else. This usually involves an act of violence- such as deliberatly injuring someone else.

Originates from the character 'Nomi Malone' in Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls. In this movie, Ms. Malone pushes a fellow Showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of Maloning. The other character pushed down the stairs was 'Maloned.'
"Tonya Harding totally Maloned Nancy Kerrigan."
by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003
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malonedick

Allan:Do you know malone?
Frank:Karl Malone?
Allan:No, Malonedick.
by Frug October 15, 2003
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Maloned

When an insurance company has to shell out thousands of dollars in renovations due to faucet related damage
Nationwide totally got Maloned by Kyle
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Post Mahoned

Aight, keep me post mahoned bro
by Mahonis O'Brian November 22, 2018
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masonesque

The quality of having every girl want to fuck you.
Jacob is not masonesque, he can't get no girl!
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Mansoned

When you have sex with a girl on LSD just to break down their ego to use them for murdering.
"ayy bruh i just mansoned this bitch last night"
by parsooo August 24, 2016
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Masonesk

Masonesk: to be on the edge of lunacy from Friday 00:01 till Sunday 23:59 resulting in possibly being detained by the authorities

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To be completely pissed after 3.5 pints

A proprietor of a wig(s). Fixed with adhesive to the scalp
He’s completely lost it he’s masonesk

These drinks have gone to my head today “that’s masonesk”
by Masonesk September 24, 2019
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