Mary Poppins

The people that show up just before you spark one
I had enough for a bowl pack until the Mary Poppins showed up
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Mary Poppins

A sexual act consisting of inserting an umbrella into your partner's vagina, and then opening it.
That bitch wanted to use a ball-stretcher on me, so I gave her a Mary Poppins to show her what it was like!
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Mary Poppins

A woman that likes to give brain in the front seat of the hummer while another man gives it to her up the "Chim Chimminey".
"Dude my friend and I totally pulled a Mary Poppins on that chick last night man!"
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Mary Poppins

Whenever someone wears white socks with black shoes or black socks with white shoes.
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Mary Poppins

The sexual act of taking an umbrella and shoving it inside your partner's rectum, then opening it to its for extent. It was first done on accident when, the original Mary Poppins, fell down and shoved it in to John Davis' butt. Then later it was used to clean out people's ass.
Why is Lisa walking so weird?' She got Mary Poppins Last night.
by PudEsParry October 13, 2010
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Mary Poppins

Someone who pops alot of pills.
He does so many Robitussin Cough Gels, everyone calls him Mary Poppins
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