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Water manual

If your water in the pitcher is expired and no one in sight is wearing a purple shirt, swish counter clockwise if it's between 3-4 pm but, if it's a Monday, swish back and forth. If it's a holiday, it's back, forth, left, right. If it's a holiday and no more than 60 seconds to 6:00 pm, you go back to counter clockwise. (Remember, this is all before pouring into the glass.) While you are pouring it in, you swish the glass counter clockwise. When the pitcher is empty and your samsung phone is at 19%, you HAVE TO keep the pitcher off the table. Your options are… hold the pitcher, throw it across the room, or just simply keep it on a plate. THIS ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MOON!!!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!
May you pour me some mineral water?
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..
by You8,9,10,11 June 8, 2021
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Manual Slice

When one squeezes their arse cheeks to cut a very big shit in half, prevent the toilet from block.
"I need a massive shit! But I don't want to block my friend's toilet, what shall I do?"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"
by Urban Dicatatorz September 30, 2018
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Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.
Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.
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Mara

She is the funniest breed of female out there. She is crazy and will never cease to amaze you. She may have some relationship problems because of all of the guys who want her ;) And she has an amazing ass.

She like to talk a lot, but will always be there for you when you need her most. If you ever manage to get one, never let her go cuz she is the sweetest, nicest, most beautiful person you will ever meet
"You're such a Mara!"
"Thanks!! :D"
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MANual labor

Real old-school guy work, like fixing a car, when cars had carburetors, chopping down a tree, digging a hole to bury shit, welding shit together, banging on things until they worked again.
Dude, MAN up. Don't let some other guy do your MANual labor. Get the wrench and hammer out, kick it a few times and then give 'er a whirl.
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Mara

Mara is the most tomboy girl out there, if you get her in mud she won’t leave. Mara is pretty, sweet, kind, rough, athletic, understanding, funny, and most of all has a kind heart. But if you mess with a Mara she will beat your ass. If you ever get a Mara never let her go because she is amazing
Mara is so athletic
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Mara

She is a little bitchy but damn right fucking adorable.
person: How would you describe yourself?
Mara: I'm a Mara
by moreyes8 July 17, 2019
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