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marquettia 

Loving caring person, marquettias has a big ass, she's not boring
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Marquettias are very funny they love making people happy
marquettia by Hxmble.mar April 7, 2022

Marquette Monster 

The Marquette Monster is a long-nailed, short-horned reptilian monster supposed to live on Marquette, Michigan.
What's that weird pic of on this sign (Old City Hall)? Dude, that's the Marquette Monster.

Marquette 

The biggest city in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan

1. Home to the biggest population of Swedish wannabes in America
2. Also home to the most thots in America. Puts the hoes of LA to shame

3. Lots of tourists come to see the blonde thots shake their ass on Miners Beach, although they claim they only came to see the unique architectural style of the lighthouses
4. The local high school has enough stuck up rich white girls to last a lifetime

5. Men here don’t know how to please women so most females under the age of 40 are virgins
Oh youre from Marquette? I’m sorry for your loss

Marquette 

Marquette is home to the biggest thots in America. The girls of Marquette all developed scoliosis for sticking their asses so far out. Don’t even get me started on the hoe guys. If you live in Marquette. Leave. It’s toxic.
Hey those Marquette bitches looking thick
BOI LOOK AGAIN THEIR BACKS ARE BENDING N BREAKING LOL
Marquette by Negaunee hoe June 16, 2019

Marquetti 

An eccentric family name that has been traced back to Cuba. However if one checks Facebook, there will be a huge diversity of Marquetti's across the world.
"Hey ________ Marquetti, who's last name rhymes with spaghetti!"
Marquetti by mickeybomb May 26, 2015

Marquette 

Great Leader, Great Gambler, keeps his circle small, open minded , and can get hisself out of any sticky situation.
i’m about to go with Marquette he’s a Breadwinner!
Marquette by Quette November 23, 2021