maroon 5

great funk band who plays great music and must be seen live to fully appreciate. has the 5 sexiest men on the business. previously known as Kara's Flowers

I want to sex up the five members of Maroon 5, especially Adam who I will fuck five times.

by love_music August 23, 2004

Maroon 5

According to my good friend Dalton, "Maroon 5 = a group of gay guys playing fisher price instruments trying to be a band." Of course, I couldn't agree with him more, and a brief visit to Youtube proved my point. It's sad that there are decent girls that actually listen to this bullshit

Me: "ay yo wassup, This good looking girl listens to the Band Maroon 5. Can you tell me what it is?"

Dalton: "hahha you kidding me? That's the gayest band, even worse than Jonas Brothers! Their head singer sounds like he has a dick in his mouth! That girl must have bad taste!!"

Me: "Fuck you, she's cool, but maybe not her taste in music. Hahah. Thanks for the info"

by they call me IBO October 16, 2008

maroon 5

Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.

Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!?
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

maroon 5

a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted

Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")

by Joe Smith 2 August 9, 2007

maroon 5

The best band ever whom I love so much, they totally rock and their album is amazing!!!

Man, Maroon 5 are the best band on the planet!

by LapisLazuli* January 2, 2005

maroon 5

a good mix of ska reggae cock rock reggae and pop. One of my favourites. Good lyrics.

Best songs: Woman, Not Coming Home, Captain Splendid, Sunday Morning

Have you checked Adam Levine's vocals. Yeah the lead singer of Maroon 5, he's got it going on.

by rosella September 30, 2004

Maroon 5

The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.

Joe: My girlfriend's into fisting, but she's on the rag.

Brad: Dude, just maroon 5 her, it'll be great!

by TeamJacobFTW June 8, 2011