Marites

A Filipino version of a Karen.
Not to be confused with Maritess, with 2 s's

T*nginamo Marites!

by Galunggong May 18, 2020

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

by bonak September 29, 2020

Maritaed

(1) When someone lobbies you to receive an invitation to your wedding because it is taking place in their home town, but you decide to schnide them anyway because it would be funny." (2)

"Ferry tried as hard as he could but he still got Marited for the wedding in Philly."

by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004

marithea

A person who looks cold, but really has a warm heart. She cares more about the people around her. She rarely says sorry and thank you but when she did she really mean it.

“Marithea is the cold princess in school “

by theaxx April 23, 2018

marithefragrence

she is such a nice person I love her content
she always comments and is so sweet
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BTW ILY

did you see marithefragrence new video

yes i love her sm <3

by drippyfei July 8, 2021

Marite

Marite

Girls name, the hottest girl you'll ever meet. she has the most amazing boobs and an amazing ass. she's the best person you'll ever hookup with. She is the bomb super outgoing and crazy! You will never have a bad time with her around! Marite is also a party girl and can drink like crazy so if you cant hang dont try her! She will out drink anyone! She's very picky so if you get the chance to do anything with her then you better cause shes one in a million! Once you memorize her name you'll never forget it! There is only One Marite! She's an amazing friend!

oh my god! she's so hot.

You hooked up with Marite? Your the luckiest guy alive!

I want to Smash Marite!

Who's Marite? What? Google her that bitch is famous!

by BLABJHEHKNWJ August 13, 2010

Marites

1. One who obsesses over boy bands, like to make nightly call to who knows where with who knows what. Loves Sprinkles cupcakes with a side of Pinkberry, a girl who wants to be one of those people, like the Jonas Brothers or Demi Lovato

Dude, if another Marites sends me a love letter, I think I'll die -Jonas brothers

by mmkff January 23, 2009