marde

Quebecker/French Canadian version of the French merde, meaning shit, though may not be used in the same expressions or situations. You'll hear "Bordel de merde" in France quite often, but "Bordel de marde" just doesn't make any sense in Canada.
It is one of the very few French Canadian swears that isn't related to church stuff.

Chu dans' marde. (I'm in deep shit)
Mange d'la marde. (Eat shit: Go fuck yourself)
Maudite marde! (Fucking shit!)
Ça vaut pas de la marde. (It's not even worth shit)

Note: None of these should be replaced by "merde" in France.

by Jim Beau August 31, 2007

Marek

The kindest boy you'll ever meet. He's a sweet, thoughtful introvert who could be there for anyone if need be. Marek is a tall, tan track runner and has the ladies chasing after him. Marek often has amazing skill at mathematics, and you could just tell that he's going to go far someday.

Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, who's he?
Girl 2: That's Marek, isn't he amazing?

by chicagoskyline January 3, 2013

Marek

Czech, Slovak and Polish masculin given name. Derived from latin (Marcus).

English = Mark
Italian = Marco
French = Marc

Hello, my name is Marek, I'm from Czech Republic.

by personic January 22, 2011

Mareks

A really straight man. Usually has a extremely large dick. Coolest guy ever. Supper funny

That guy is so cool

That guy must be a Mareks

by Bobyfoochungo March 25, 2019

dirty marek

Dirty Marek, while beating his dick he will switch from the hub right before busting, to a snap from a male friend to cancel his load.

I felt weird doing a dirty marek last night

by Some random horny January 10, 2021

Manger de la marde

Expression used in Québec, that could be translated in English by '' Eat shit ''. The expression is most of the time used to insult a person or an object.

1. Mike: Le directeur veut que tu passes le voir à son bureau. (The principal wants you to go meet him at his office.)
Joe : Ah, qu'il mange de la marde. (He may just eat a truck loaded of shit.)

2. Elvis Gratton (trying to install a chair on the beach): Qu'a mange d'la marde e***! (Elvis Gratton - La Chaisse)

3. Telling a toilet to manger de la marde

by Bannn August 20, 2008

marduk

The sun god that lives inside me. Marduk: Son of Ea. Slayer of Tiamat. Marduk totally rules.

He totally does.

by Stick May 24, 2004