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Majestic 12 

Noun: an alleged, but unsubstantiated, covert operation of the United States of America; with authorization to investigate the possibility of extraterrestrial alien intrusion onto American territory. Purportedly created by executive directive in 1947.
Although many documents have been circulated referencing "Operation Majestic 12", non have to date been officially verified as authentic.
Majestic 12 by speedog June 20, 2010
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Being both manly and majestic at the same time
Damn son, that leopard print car was so manestic!
Manestic by WoodFish April 20, 2015

Majestic 

Relating to the nature of clouds
The child' tried to use majestic properly.
Majestic by Xenon Crow May 16, 2014

Majesticism

Art of being a Majestic cunt, like a unicorn jumping over the hills in slow motion, shitting out rainbows like a predator marking its territory during hunting season
"fuck me cunt, that round house kick showed such majesticism that chuck norris would shit himself, and bruce would come back form the dead and shake your hand with a firm dragon grip."

manjestic 

(adj.)Of and pertaining to rare sexiness in a male specimen.
(adv.)The act of having or using one's rare male sexiness.
Did you see Ryan? He looked so manjestic today! (adj.)
Paul walked manjestically into the room. (adv.)

Majestic beard 

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.
Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??
Majestic beard by Braam October 9, 2014

majestic dangle 

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.
Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom
majestic dangle by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018