Manpony

A boy with hair tied up in a pony tail.

John: Oh man, check out that manpony over there!

Erika: Oh yeah, I see him! His hair is long! We're going to have to tame that manpony!

by Salmom April 29, 2009

manpuppy

A gay man in the infatuation stage of a relationship.

Rodney is following Adam around like a manpuppy.

by Chadsky August 1, 2010

mangophile

A person who craves mango!

A - "You would be lying to me if you told me that suckling the sweet juice from the core of a cool mango on a hot summer afternoon like a baby from its mother didn't make you feel the circle of life was complete."

B - "DUDE! You sure are one mangophile! Damn! "

by the_mango September 4, 2013

Mancopian Grommet

The area by the penis/vagina where huge amounts of hair grow and evolve while being unshaved. This is usually the result of a dirty, homely being. It would be similar of grabbing and running your hand through a brillo pad or a black mans nappy hair.

Jay: Yo bro you see that disgusting women over there.
Joe: Oh yea dude she def got the mancopian grommet

by Jaysav30 July 6, 2016

Manopause

A mental condition typically found in men in their mid to late 50's brought on by the realization that old age is just around the corner. Symptoms include: frequent reminiscing about the “good ol’ days”, cranky judgmental attitude and a closed minded approach to anything new. Usually punctuated by the chronic need to play a lot golf and vote republican. The condition is difficult to cure and almost always progresses into oldtimers disease.

"Get off my lawn!" Mr. Wagner screamed at the kids playing next door. What happend to him? they asked each other, one kid whispered "my mom says he's got manopause"

by Paul Lowry April 16, 2006

Manhopper

A woman who goes from man to man in a short period of time.

Look out ladies, you better guard your man.... that lady is a manhopper.

by mjmirv July 20, 2007

manpaper

the act of changing an unexpected persons desktop from his family or friends to a man or men comitting gay acts

Tommy logged on to his computer only to find out that Sean had manpapered him.

by VS 22 AT'S December 23, 2006