Manpon

The insinuation that a man is acting like a pussy, derived from the stereotype that a woman having her period is a bitch.

Tony: But that mom joke you told hurt my feelings!
Katie: Tony, do you need a manpon?

David: Where'd Tony go?
Kevin: I'd assume to get a manpon. That n00b has been whining all fucking day

Tony: It bothered me. He told me give him a blumpkin, and said something about a wolf cookie.
Kevin: Are you serious? Go get a fucking manpon...

by Cebbin March 30, 2011

MANPON

MALE VERSION OF TAMPON. ROLLED UP TOILET PARER USED BY A MAN TO STICK BETWEEN HIS ASS CHEEKS TO PREVENT CHAFFING FROM SWEAT ROLLING DOWN HIS BACK TO HIS ASS CRACK.

MY ASS IS SWEATING. I NEED TO USE A MANPON.

by SPENCER -J October 1, 2008

Manpon

A tampon for men that goes into the anus to absorb the sweat.

Dont play basketball with out a manpon

by bigdx September 6, 2003

manpon

Tightly wound toilet paper that is used to absorb blood from having gotten your "cheeks busted" (prison raped). Often used daily 2 to 3 days after an incident.

"Chad busted my cheeks on the yard, gotta use a manpon for the next few days."

by BigHercHimself June 23, 2020

manpon

a tampon designed exclusively for men ussually needed for men on there period (meriod) and are displaying pms symptoms

man john is so oversensitive someone should should get him a manpon for his meriod

by weezyvalentine May 3, 2011

manpon

The male equivalent of tampon, used in administering to the menses of the mangina.

"You still crying about that, Ted? Maybe it's time to change your manpon".

by conor dowling December 28, 2005

Manpon

for one to apply gauze pad or a female's tampon into one's asshole to stop the bleeding from a rough rump hump.

after the raping ewolf gave to cakes,nos,fox,and deek they all bought a box of manpons to stop the bleeding.

by [e]SniperWolf June 11, 2003