Manetary

A male secretary. A male administrative professional.

Mike, our department's manetary, sent out the agenda for the meeting.

by DE lightful April 23, 2013

manitate

the male form of meditation. usually with bros and brews

Men manitate on sundays watching football and drinking beer

by hiveboss September 19, 2009

Manletarian

A beta of all beta's. A person that is 5"6 and claims to be 5"11. Some are known for their extraordinary talent at short man sports excelling in bird watching, futsal and indoor soccer. Short man syndrome mask their low self esteem with heavy ego lifting at the gymnasium and using weightlifting belts to support their insignificant spine. With a body fat percentage higher than their percentage exam mark to get into Medicine school its no doubt manletarians are below midgets in life.

The 'manletarian' wept as an alpha entered the room and took the spotlight

by whisperingeye6969696969 October 19, 2016

manitary towel

A play of words on 'sanitary towel', A strip of toilet roll placed in the underpants to prevent the soiling of underwear following a heavy night out. Similar to a 'manpon' in nature.

Can also be used in a derogatory nature towards a male who is acting like a female.

I drank so much beer last night, it's given me the shits. Think I'm gonna have to use a manitary towel.
Put on a manitary towel you massive girl!

by hobberz April 10, 2011

Manitalia

Any form or forms of male genitalia i.e. penis and testicles.

Stacey - "Steve, I'm all hot and bothered... what are you gonna do about it?"

Steve - "Probably whip out my sweet, sweet manitalia..."

by TheManDanIsCool May 24, 2005

manitard

the words maniac and retard fused together. used to describe someone who drives like a maniac/retard in hazardous conditions and thinks that all wheel drive makes them invincible.

This person passing me is such a manitard, you can't even see the road.

by Blankfacehand March 7, 2011

Manitarian

Lover of men; we don't munch carpet, it's not just about the sex, we appreciate all the finer points of the male species not just anatomy, we can hang with them, carry on intelligent conversations, dont need to steal their women, we're the last one standing at a party and make sure you get home, we appreciate the compliments and the banter, return the love equally or more than we receive, will take care of all your needs and will reward for being taken care of, never a disappointment in bed, love to initiate, not a penivore, not a Monica Lewinski fan, don't like terms like pole smoker or cock sucker, believe in marriage even if we are single, we are confident and know what we want.

The best woman to hang with at any party, event, or intimate evening is a manitarian. How to spot a manitarian: Don't worry, she already noticed you and you could not turn away.

by The Original Manitarian September 25, 2010