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Malibu Manhandler

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.
by The Big Bag May 24, 2009
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Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.
"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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Manila Manhandle

A sex move created around 2009 in Manila, Philippines. This is the act of having gay sex whilst reaching over your partner and giving him a hand job, while simultaneously coming into your partner. This move is very rare, and often only practiced in Manila.
"Dude I heard Tyrone gave Jamal a Manila Manhandle in the Philippines yesterday, CRAZY!", Said Jake.
by ManilaMan February 22, 2015
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the russian manhandler

where a russian man dominates a goat by inserting the penis into the butthole of the goat, grabbing its horns, and fucking it so hard that it dies
Geez i am making all the goats go extinct by the russian manhandler.
by Michael2Fichael December 27, 2007
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Gil-manhandled

When one uses their sexual partners tears for lubrication when fisting their ass, normally, "a lap dance is so much better when a stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang is playing in the background for ambiance.
Person one - yo, I just got gil-manhandled
Person two- wtf is that?
Person one- here, lemme show you
by keithsmanowar October 10, 2010
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manhandled

"Look! Jamal just got manhandled by a boy!"
by hrouiqhuod December 21, 2023
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manhandle

When you consistently beat someone lying on the ground with your fists and/or feet.
Geoff: Dude, Jared and his fag gang totally manhandled me yesterday! I can barely walk ;_;
Dude: That sucks, man. There was nothing you could do...
by Jollebim January 20, 2017
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