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Mantique

Super manly man antique items that would not suit ill in any type of accommodation. Mostly found in man caves, bachelor pads or any room that is designated as 'lost' in the eyes of the (possible) wife/cohabiting partner. Mantiques can appear in the form of globe bars, a knight's suit of armor, old stuff made from leather, old typewriters/camera's (preferably cased in leather), a bronze bull, a military lantern/or bell and dead trophy animals in any form or shape.
Sir 1: "You Sir, have an excellent taste in mantiques! Jolly good."
Sir 2: "Thank you lad, let's drink some whisky and smoke a cigar. Let me get my smoking jacket."
by Mr_Moustache February 18, 2013
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Manfidence

Manfidence is man confidence. It is defined not by who you are, but rather by what you do.
That dude demonstrated some serious Manfidence by helping the blind lady cross the street.
by Manfidence July 16, 2014
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Maniquette

Maniquette states: "A man never dances with his hands above his head."
by distinguished gentleman May 28, 2012
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Horny Manfish

The perfected ancient art of doing something really homosexual or odd, or something along the lines of jizzing in a public place. The art reaches its peak, in the part where after doing said act, you yell a random, confusing phrase at your company, and make a daring escape. The facts prove that moses led the israelites out of egypt by pulling a horny manfish. History's great escapes have all been, in reality, real examples of horny manfishes.

Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.
Holy shit he just pulled a great Horny Manfish!

Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!
by JackysonQuagmire2therescue December 1, 2009
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manfit

A guy dropping wood in an aisle of a home improvement store and then kicking the crap out of the wood in front of people. It was apparent the guy was having a manfit.
by MIZ MJ September 15, 2008
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mantique

a mantique is an older man who is still extremely attractive. Another version would be the grantique, who is an extremely old man, who is still cute.
Liam Neeson is an excellent example of a mantique.
by Dr. Phalange September 21, 2009
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manifique

Adjective. Used to describe the magnificence of otherwise overlooked body types, often the bodies of Dads.
Did you see Alec's dad bod?

Yeah, that thing is manifique!
by Dollar Shave Club May 28, 2019
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