Man Period

Man Period is when the boyfriend decides he wants to be a girl and starts acting like he is entitled to be a whiny little bitch. As women, we have to accept the Man Period for what it is. A period without tampons, pads, or blood.

I just want to be up in the mountains, away from everyone so I can get through this awful Man Period that it currently bleeding out of my metaphorical Mangina.

by WarKnees June 29, 2017

Man Period

When a man has anal sex so rough that his arse proceeds to bleed out, much like a conventional period.

I f**ked him so hard in the arse last night he had a man period all over the sheets.

by GoatedNallen July 16, 2009

man period

when a guy has a drop in testosterone, so he produces weak sperm, and in turn his balls make him mad

"Man, Jack really has been pissy lately."
"August says that's because he's on his man period."

by fixit.jackoff June 17, 2019

Man Period

Blood that leaks out of your ass,

Ross: Dude whats going on, why u walking like that
Dan: I've just had my Man Period
Ross: You've just had what
Dan: My Man Period, my ass is soo sore
Ross: Sick

by Aleksandr-the-great September 8, 2011

Man- Period

When a man is horny and or moody for a short or extended amount of time. Similar to a hornball but with mood swings.

Man- period~
Man my period is on.

by James Baldwin March 30, 2020

Man Period

The term used to describe a dude who’s being moody and intolerant and complaining.

‘Kelsey, you dumbass! You kicked me!’ Mark yelled.

‘It was an accident!’ Kelsey replies.
Mark rolled his eyes.
‘Someone’s on their man period,’ Kelsey whispered to herself.

by RatAthlete June 6, 2021

Man period

When a man shits his pants witch happens at least once a year if not more

Man I just had my man period for 2020

by Pat997 December 2, 2020