Mammarazzi is a parent (usually the mom because they are the ones always left out of the pictures) who takes pictures of Every Single Thing their child does from their First poop and/or potty in the toilet, walk, scraped knee, coloring on the wall all they way up to their teens when that embarrasses the hell out of them especially in when their friends come over. They will do anything to get the perfect shot!
Mammarazzis also like to play "show and tell" of all those boring photo's taken.
Mammarazzis also like to play "show and tell" of all those boring photo's taken.
Please excuse my mom she is a Mammarazzi! Just smile and she will leave soon!
Watch out, hurry up and duck, that Mammarazzi is coming!
That dam Mammarazzi get on my nerves! She is always blocking our view!
Usher...Please make that Mammarazzi sit down!
Watch out, hurry up and duck, that Mammarazzi is coming!
That dam Mammarazzi get on my nerves! She is always blocking our view!
Usher...Please make that Mammarazzi sit down!
by MomaMis October 19, 2009
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Get the Mammager mug.(n.) mamarate—a southern form of offensive martial arts, developed and practiced by mothers, that uses both bare hands and any surrounding object that can be used as a weapon to inflict intentional pain, misery, and/or death. Any circumstance in which an angry mother (see also Mama bear) physically attacks another person, especially as a form of justice for hurting one of her kids, can be characterized as mamarate. In mamarate, rules fly out the window. Due to the surprise, vicious nature of the attacking mother, mamarate is a very dangerous form of fighting. Often times, the attacker becomes so angry, she will black out and not even remember killing a bitch. Bystanders are advised to run and hide if they see someone using mamarate on another person. Though it mostly occurs randomly, the fatal and more heavily gruesome attacks are usually carefully calculated for an embarrassing death and double victory of sorts. Not only is it almost certain fatalities will be discovered missing genitals, it is widely rumored the missing genitals will be saved and later used in an attack on another enemy of the mother.
Mess with one of my kids and see if I don’t open up a can of mamarate on dat ass! I promise you’ll be sipping soup in a hospital bed through your last two teeth. Bitch.
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