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MILFing

When a young male spends too much time in the presence of an older lady, possibly a friend of his Ma or someone he works with in the vain hope she will decide to seduce him and give him a sexual experience that only an 'experienced lady' can.

The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.
Hey Rob have you seen Chris hanging around the secretary's office again? He's been MILFing a lot this week!
by Conian February 2, 2010
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dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.
you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus
by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005
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An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.
I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.
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maflingo

An act preformed by a couple that include cuddling, kissing, "other fun stuff", and making your partner happy at any means possible.
I maflingoed my girlfriend all night and she loved it
by ozzy15824 May 26, 2014
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