Bisexual mastubation

The act to finger yourself and jerk off at the same time

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I Did some bisexual mastubation
Guy 1: Wh- What does that mean?
Guy 2: Oh, you dont want to know

Bisexual mastubation by Capyskater May 10, 2021

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Mastubate

(Also "mastubation.") Includes numerous possible epithets, in addition to the self-gratification *at hand*: having a short penis (stub), any number of handicaps or speech impediments producing the mispronunciation of masturbate minus the R sound, and lastly, a session of masturbation that was either too brief to be enjoyable or otherwise clearly less pleasurable than average. Could also refer to masturbating in the bath-tub, not necessarily an epithet.

1) "Hey, dickless over there is going home to MASTUBATE."
2) "Hey dopey, you gonna go home to "mu-mu-muh-mastubate?" (Mocking the slow kid.)
3) "Ugh, last night was a fail. After working up a decent hard-on by watching music videos, it ended anticlimactically with very disappointing mastubation." (This would be said with sadness, frustration, disappointment.)

4) Ah, what a lovely evening off she had with wine, candles, a bubble-bath, and her favorite: mastubation.

Mastubate by m00per23 August 26, 2017

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maktub • mastubate • Mahtub • mantube • Marktüberschwemmung • Martubber • mastubation • Mastubatorium • mastubatory miscalculation • mastubraint

Martubber

butram bakwards is martub. One who rams the butt. One who is gay. You can also shorten it to "tubber"

That guy is a tubber

Martubber by shitface December 1, 2003

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Marktüberschwemmung

Angebot übersteigt Nachfrage der freien Marktwirtschaft durch zu viele Produkte auf dem Markt in einem extremen Verhältnis. Auch "Übersättigung" des Marktes bezeichnet.

Die Herstellung dieses Produktes lohnt sich nicht, da es bereits eine Marktüberschwemmung gibt.

Marktüberschwemmung by Backfloopjunkie June 19, 2014