mahoney

Eating a loud crunchy food, such as corn nuts, in the close vicinity of someone trying to concentrate.

That bitch pulled a mahoney when I was trying to take the SAT.

by hesKEET May 14, 2006

dirty mahoney

The act of teabaggin a girl (preferably passed out)...nuts on mouth, and sitting full force on her face stuffing her nose into ure asshole

I brought that bitch back to my house and gave her the dirty mahoney.

by adam krej January 29, 2008

phoney mahoney

A term that means "Fake Irish" or "Wannabe Irish" concering and person who wants to be Irish but is not or an american bar that wants to be like an irish pub but is not. It is made up of the two word "Phony" which means fake and "Mahoney" which is a common Irish last name.

Man: That american pub on the up the street is such a Phoney Mahoney!

by Popgun129 March 12, 2005

mahoney

the action of taking a shit on a girl's chest, directly in the center, which may or may not include smearing it inbetween the titties.

I gave that hooker a mahoney in a cheap hotelroom.

by the juggernaut May 2, 2006

Balls Mahoney

when one sticks his balls in (tea bags) a girl's asshole.

did you "Balls Mahoney" her ass last night?

by Douglas L. Jeffreys August 17, 2008

Mahoney’s rule

When someone starts saying something they have to finish it.

Sarah: Guys, did you know- nevermind
Joey: MAHONEY’S RULE

Sarah: uhg fine, did you know Stacy is pregnant!

by Rachel Hoover October 20, 2019

Mahoneys

White people. Neither derogetory or complimentary. Why? Well do you know any Black people named Mahoney? 'Nuf said.

Guy 1-Yo, Where you going today?
Guy 2-I gotta go downtown and fuck with them Mahoneys.

by BigBad Wolf June 11, 2006