mappies

MP games, specifically with grand strategy games

drop the fucking multiplayer code, i want my damn mappies

by kranwag April 27, 2022

Magpie

An Australian bird that turns into a swooping cunt when spring and summer come around.

Person-to-person

"why is your ear bleeding?"
" a magpie swooped me"

by Vodkabongs October 12, 2017

maggies girlfriend

Something that is non-existing

Maggies girlfriend is around as much as my dad is

by FritzValentino February 21, 2022

magpie

Slang for a member of the Newcastle United Football Club (NUFC). This is due to the fact that their strip is black and white.

Who do you support?
The magpies!

by Angel February 24, 2005

magpied

Verb. Much like the bird, to be magpied is to find oneself distracted by shiny things; to be shinied.

Alice: Hey Bob, what's up?
Bob: Not much, Alice, just been reading a-- Oooohhh...
Alice: Bob?
Alice: ...
Alice: You got magpied again, didn't you?

by Cottleston Pie March 30, 2011

Saggy Maggies

Droopy breasts, usually on an older woman. From Cypress Hill: "Remember sista Maggie; Her tits were kinda saggy; Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies".

"She'd still be ok for a go, swing the saggie maggies eh?"

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

magpie

poxy bird magpie, that squalks outside ya bedroom window at ungodly hours til you wake with a bad head, then shuts the fukk up, leaving you in a stinking mood all day.

Adi is in bed having sweet dreams,then at stoopid o'clock....
"squalk, squalk.. "( poxy magpie )
So up Adi gets, after trying to ignore it again for the umpteenth time..
"squalk, sleeptime for mr magpie..." and he flies off to his nest.
"Fukking poxy bird", says Adi... " bullet next time.."

by poxybird July 16, 2006