Magpied
When a known person swoops in and takes the person you have been chatting up and wanting to take home. The magpie is usually sensational.
Magpied by Max Pacity April 24, 2022
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magpied
Verb. Much like the bird, to be magpied is to find oneself distracted by shiny things; to be shinied.
Alice: Hey Bob, what's up?
Bob: Not much, Alice, just been reading a-- Oooohhh...
Alice: Bob?
Alice: ...
Alice: You got magpied again, didn't you?
Bob: Not much, Alice, just been reading a-- Oooohhh...
Alice: Bob?
Alice: ...
Alice: You got magpied again, didn't you?
magpied by Cottleston Pie March 30, 2011
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Magpied
One of the days where you glimpse a single magpie around you on a certain day which you plan something. Then it all goes horrifically wrong and corrupted and you feel totally screwed.
Magpied by MAGPIED!!! July 14, 2005
Magpiely
Magpiely by GhostHitman007 March 31, 2023
magpie syndrome
An irrational affinity for shiny objects. When a highly shiny object is seen by the sufferer it often may induce a compulsive need to claim it and several minutes of staring at said object in the sun. This will later end in the sufferer pocketing the object to add to his/her collection by a sunny windowsill at home. If a shiny object is ouside of a sufferer's grasp it will usually result in an strong, though usually short-lived obsession over it.
Me: Master Chief's armor wasn't nearly as shiny as you said in the Halo 3 trailer.
Ray: yea it is it is sooooooooooooooooo shiny
Me: Magpie syndrome
Ray: yea it is it is sooooooooooooooooo shiny
Me: Magpie syndrome
magpie syndrome by phort99 May 25, 2006
Maggied
Maggied by I was Maggied January 21, 2020
Cock Magpie
Like a magpie is attracted to shiny objects, the cock magpie is a girl (or guy) who just loves the cock. The cock magpie is commonly found surrounded by disproportionate amounts of male genitalia.
Aaron: "I can't believe Mark got out with that girl last night"
Tom: "Yeah i know, she's such a slag. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a corridor...."
Matty: "She's always like that, she's a real cock magpie. She just loves the cock"
Tom: "Yeah i know, she's such a slag. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a corridor...."
Matty: "She's always like that, she's a real cock magpie. She just loves the cock"
Cock Magpie by *jace* March 2, 2010
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