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Maggot Faggot

Australian idiom for an individual, usually considered to be social awkward, who will travel out of their natural environment because they have been pressed into being a normal person and go to a party. At said party, they will indulge in small amounts of alcohol and then proceed to act inebriated and moronic. This is usually followed up by the individual avoiding others until late hours in the morning when they will cry themselves to sleep.

Can be shortened to 'Magz-Fagz' or 'Mag-Fag'
Chris: "Hey what's Luke doing in the corner acting like a dickhead?"

Monika: "Hes just a 'Maggot Faggot', forget him and never invite him to anymore parties!"

Luke: "Ha...ha I'm so drunk.....I've had like two beers."

*Luke then proceeds to grab Monika's breasts*
by Normal Aussie December 20, 2009
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MAGGOTS

Soldier's definition of the team.
Soldier: HELP US WIN THE BATTLE, MAGGOTS!
by Dummkopf July 2, 2012
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Maggot Breeder

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.
It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".
by jampez77 June 4, 2013
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maggot brain

On of the finest pieces of music to come from none other than George Clinton's Funkadelic. It owns your booty
Maggot Brain toe' the roof off'a this hee-ah shizzle, nuh!
by gustavius October 1, 2004
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Mayonnaise Maggot

"These Mayonnaise Maggots are gonna stop harassing us. Or else."
by IBTAL May 8, 2020
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maggot baby

(n.) The horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.
Earl: Hey, Ron! Have you seen Jennifer's baby?

Ron: Fuck that dirty slut and her maggot baby!
by Blenderhead1991 September 5, 2010
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MaGGoT

Some of you may have gotten this right, but most of you are really far off.

Maggot (n): a name used to degrade somebody, generally used in the military. Used by somebody of higher rank to degrade and/or humiliate somebody of lower rank.

Maggot (n): a worm like creature, fly larvae.

MaGGoT (n): A hard core fan of the band SlipKnoT, coined by the drummer of SlipKnoT Joey Jordison.

note: the word maggot does not mean to get really hammered or to drink excessivly the correct spelling for that term is maggit (with an i not o).

note: for definition number three that is it that's all a MaGGoT is in relation to SlipKnoT no more, no less.
Drill sergeant: Drop and give me twenty maggot!

Recruit: Sir yes sir!

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Person one: Gross that apple is covered in maggots.

Person two: yeah gross.

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MaGGoT: I really enjoy listening to the band SlipKnoT.
by the real maggit May 7, 2010
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