Slipknot Fan A: Dude, I just bought the new Slipknot CD last night!
Slipknot Fan B: Nice!
Maggot A: Dude, I just bought a pair of Corey Taylor's (lead singer) old underwear on
eBay last night!
Maggot B: (sic)! Too bad that fucker sold out.
Maggot A:
Yes, very
sad indeed.