Major Ball Trippage (MBT) - a phrase typically applicable to something that is psychologically abnormal and confusing yet engrossing at the same time.
Inception, known for its fantastic cast, breathtaking special effects and major ball trippage, has the tendency to polarize the opinions of viewers: some will love it, others will hate it.
Guy 1: "So what was the movie you and your date saw last night?"
Guy 2: "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus."
Guy 1: "Oh Heath Ledger's last movie. Any good?"
Guy 2: "Dude honestly, I have no idea what was going on. There were all these colors and different worlds and Heath Ledger was like six different dudes."
Guy 1: "Whoa. That sounds like some major ball trippage."
Guy 2: "It was man, it was."
Guy 1: "So what was the movie you and your date saw last night?"
Guy 2: "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus."
Guy 1: "Oh Heath Ledger's last movie. Any good?"
Guy 2: "Dude honestly, I have no idea what was going on. There were all these colors and different worlds and Heath Ledger was like six different dudes."
Guy 1: "Whoa. That sounds like some major ball trippage."
Guy 2: "It was man, it was."
by IndigoPhoenix21 September 28, 2012
Get the Major Ball Trippage mug.An auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity masturbation technique that consists of 3 parts:
- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.
- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.
- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.
- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.
- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Alex: Have you heard Tom came out with a new technique?
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.
by Swaggington_yolo July 1, 2019
Get the Major Tom Technique mug.Related Words
mafori
• mafor
• maformance
• maforted
• major
• major key
• mafo
• major tom
• Major Cloog
• major major
An expressive way of saying "don't be afraid". It is a word used to show how brave and ready you are for whatever comes your way.
E.g Are you scared? Mafo! I am with you.
Theologically the bible states Isaiah 41 vs 10. Do not be afraid , for i am with you i.e Mafo, i am with you.
Theologically the bible states Isaiah 41 vs 10. Do not be afraid , for i am with you i.e Mafo, i am with you.
by DeboDenny January 31, 2020
Get the Mafo mug.The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.
Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.
by SHLA October 8, 2013
Get the Major League Obeseball mug.by JohnstonGuy June 30, 2005
Get the major league mug.The Major is a psychopathic Nazi Cyborg from the Anime Hellsing, despite being a 'Nazi', he shows no symbols of being one aside from the obvious Swastika, and the intentional burning of a Swastika into London (Hellsing) using refitted V1 and V2 rockets. His personality is that of Hell personified, he loves war, he does not care if he wins or loses, he wishes to stir up as much chaos and destruction as he can before his army is stopped.
The Major commands an army of 1000 Nazi Vampires and leads the group known as 'Millennium', a reference to the thousand year Reich. He also owns three gigantic badass zeppelins.
Having someone compare you to this character is NOT a good thing.
The Major commands an army of 1000 Nazi Vampires and leads the group known as 'Millennium', a reference to the thousand year Reich. He also owns three gigantic badass zeppelins.
Having someone compare you to this character is NOT a good thing.
If by the off-chance someone has compared you to this character, PLEASE, and I cannot stress this enough, get some help.
Guy one : "Bro, you are so much like The Major (Hellsing)."
Guy two : "Yeah, I know, I love destruction and chaos."
Girl one : "Get some help." *To guy one*
Guy one : "Bro, you are so much like The Major (Hellsing)."
Guy two : "Yeah, I know, I love destruction and chaos."
Girl one : "Get some help." *To guy one*
by The Major of Millennium September 24, 2013
Get the The Major (Hellsing) mug.An unspecified large majority of people who lurk on
message boards or in chat rooms, but do not express
their opinions.
message boards or in chat rooms, but do not express
their opinions.
Poster 1 : This message board is pretty dead--only a
handful of people have posted all day.
Poster 2 : Yes, but the whole silent majority is reading it.
handful of people have posted all day.
Poster 2 : Yes, but the whole silent majority is reading it.
by goldandsilverowner July 22, 2010
Get the silent majority mug.