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You mad, Donnie?

You mad, Donnie? — The cautious exploratory text message that Tucker Carlson sent to Donald Trump shortly after midnight on March 9th 2023 to see if Trump was angry after he had heard that Tucker Carlson has said in a text that: “I hate Trump passionately.”
Text message to Donald Trump at 00:03 on March 09 2023:

Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?

Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 8, 2023
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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023
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ass mad

as - (mad), Angry, Pissed, Irritated. Similar to 'butt hurt', only more so.
When Steve found out that I used his toothbrush, he got all ass mad.

All the traffic made me really ass mad this morning.
by DJ Raizer August 19, 2011
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Platinum Mad

It's a Japanese pun.

Popularized by the character Tskihi from the anime Monogatari,
Tsukihi changed puchi mukatsuku (slightly mad) to purachina mukatsuku (platinum mad) because it sounded cooler.
by MashedUpPixels May 20, 2016
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mad lad

An insane dude. Someone who is out of his god damn mind. A guy that did something that nobody would have ever even dared to think of doing.
Wow Jacob just drank that entire glass of water, what a fucking mad lad.
by eaozimso February 20, 2017
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Absolute mad lad

When someone does something so extreme, that even god becomes curious.
Dude did you see what Tyler just did?! He put the milk first into the bowl instead of the cereal! Absolute Mad Lad!!!!
by J3rm3rks May 17, 2018
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Mad Hatta

by Balla4 April 8, 2011
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