michizzle

a hot bangin' chic named michele

damn look at those tight-ass jeans on that michizzle

by Fifi Lovebottom January 19, 2004

machizzle

to fuck a non living organism

i machizzle my car

by guess June 27, 2004

McDizzle's

A better way to say "McDonalds".

Let's go to McDizzle's, i need to get my eat on.

by DisabledDan June 28, 2003

marjizzle

Marjizzle is a snazzy poodle that will savagely snap of your schlong if you let her. The key to preventing this is adding a little jizzle to your schlong. (Important note: she is very close childhood friends with Mia Khalifa)

Marjizzle please unhinge your jaw from my schlong.

by SnaffleDaka September 19, 2018

Mattizzle

Profound knowledge of foodage, has a encyclopaedic mind when it comes to herbs (pronounced 'erbs') also known as Coriander Leaf, pros include cooking skills and satiric wit. Cons are a spontaneous skill of slagging of fellow quadpodees.

Mattizzle how do you cook jalapenos? And should one melt cheese with this?

by Mattizzle 1 March 28, 2009

mahizzle

the COOLEST kid on the planet. Whenever a Mahizzle walks in the room you got to be quiet and salute him by yelling, "MAHIZZLE!" But don't do it in Mr. Chapple's class, he doesn't understand it.

Person #1: Mahizzles MY best friend.
Person #2: No he's MY best friend!

(in the background, "Everyone, Mahizzle's coming!)

Mahizzle enters the room.

Everyone: "MAHIZZLE!"
This of course is taking place NOT in Mr. Chapple's room

by hey March 13, 2005

Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle

Small tap or other manipulation, to get something to work; being careful not to risk a large manipulation which might break the whole thing.

Ian: Dude, I can't get my Heinekin open!?!?
Bill: Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle!
Ian: Oh, you mean, like tap the top on the counter, but lightly so I don't break the bottle.
Bill: Sweet. BTW: you still suck at Tennis.
Ian: Get ready for Paris Suburbs Redux, honky boy.

by blamkin July 24, 2008