mac attack 

someone who loves themselves far too much and clearly is in denial of their gayness.

"Hey People call me The Mac Attack. I'm not gonna lie but to be honest i'm pretty fucking awesome =D x

(Posted on skins website) By ***** ***** 7 days ago. To the Glasgow party"

mac attack by Fat Boi Kent April 1, 2008

mac attack 

When your Apple Macintosh computer is on the fritz.

Jerry the graphic designer can't meet his deadline because he's dealing with a Mac attack.

mac attack by mwarner January 9, 2007

MAC ATTACK 

A name for a closet homo who trys to get it on with a straight guy after he has had a few drinks.

That dirty homo he was really blind and tried to mac attack me. Everytime that guy has a few drinks he tries to pull a d mac on me. I would try to avoid that guy i think he is in the closet he always trys to pull the guinea on me when hes pissed.

MAC ATTACK by nappy1983 May 13, 2010

mac attack 

When you go somewhere with friends and you all pull out your MacBook's.

"Dude Im hungry, lets stop at Tijuana Flats to eat."
"Eehh, Im not. But Ill stop. We can MAC attack that bitch!"
"Hells yeah! I got my Mac!"

mac attack by Mao January 14, 2008

Mac Attack 

The sudden urge for a Big Mac from McDonalds.

"Yo I want a Big Mac! The Mac Attack is coming"
"You'll get sick bro"

Mac Attack by personqwerty123456789 October 22, 2011

Mac Attack 

An attack that you are likely to experience after a night in bed with the Macnamee...
Often brought on by the lack of clean sheets, christmas smell and southern nature of this Macnamme creature

Main symptoms include
1) a rash
2) using words like concur

3) eating veggie rubbish
4) conistantly applying Mac Lipstick.

Can only be cured by recieving a magic drink for the Goddes Bella B.

Mate i had one of those Mac Attacks last night. worst experience of my life...

Mac Attack by Bella B February 1, 2010

Mac Attack 

When you fuck a bitch so hard that her pussy looks like a Big Mac

Yo I fucked Shaniqua so hard she looked like a Mac Attack!!

Mac Attack by Chase blackshire July 24, 2021