Mental Health Day 

A quasi-legitimate excuse to take a day off from school or work. Although the person who takes the day off claims he needs it to finish up some work and regain sanity from the rat race, he usually ends up sleeping in, masturbating and accomplishing less than nothing.

J.C. said he took a mental health day to catch up with work and relax, but instead, spent the whole day fantasizing about Jamie.

Mental Health Day by Hrach April 17, 2005

Mental health advocate 

A legitimately crazy b*tch on the internet; usually a jobless e-girl with expensive tastes. The self-perceived noblest calling of useless “influencers” everywhere.

Used as a self-described label in order for her to justify her internet presence as a “legitimate service” (to whom? Humanity presumably) which really consists of posting a slew of bikini selfies (not that there’s anything wrong with that.. ) regularly interrupted by tearful emotional cries for help, rants against people they feel have slighted them, and “inspirational quotes” of dubious value and provenance.

She lists “mental health advocate” on her resume, is that what her OnlyFans are paying for?

Mental health advocate by Suppose you have April 10, 2022

Mental Health Hotline 

an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!

You have called the mental health hotline.

If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.

Mental Health Hotline by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009

mental health club 

Politically correct term for insane asylum.

What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.

mental health club by AbnormalBoy April 26, 2004

mental health family

A mental health family is people or a person that gives the support you need for your mental health. They support you, listen to you without interrupting or shutting you down, don’t invalidate your problems, and don’t yell at you when your not able to function some days. So yeah and overall they comfort you when things get really really bad. And when everyone else left, they are right there. They will always be there for you no matter what happens.

My mental health family is Jesus, Haikyuu, and BTS.

mental health family by iwachan.vs April 23, 2021

Mental Health Pool 

A pool made of Lava that you sit back and relax in to gain mental health

We decided to rest in the mental health pool to relax

Mental Health Pool by Soro__ March 30, 2022

Mental Health Problems 

Mental health problems are problems with mental health. Duh.

"Among Us is fun!"
"You have mental health problems."

Mental Health Problems by AstroDoge April 30, 2022