Posterior Motive

Posterior meaning buttocks, the phrase is derived from the phrase "ulterior motives". The phrase refers to a male being phony twords the opposite sex with the intentions of sexual Intercourse.

Seeing a male explaining any of the following to a female could be seen as having Posterior Motives: "I'm different than the other guys", "I love poetry!", "I think you look great with no makeup" "I think you are so unique" ect ect.

by LilBobbySaget September 6, 2013

Muff Motive

An informal gathering involving a high female to male ratio, so the females have no other choice.

Wanna come to the pub for a couple cold ones then head back to mine for a fat muff motive.

by JoshyP213 May 15, 2021

Dead motive

A dead motive describes someone who never hangs out with his friends when invited, and never has any plans of their own either. Dead motives usually spend their time indoors watching uninteresting youtube videos or moderating their discord servers.

Ay Kushal stop being a dead motive bro, them anime girls ain't worth it

by canyoureadmymind August 15, 2023

ulterior motive

Female tactic in Domestic Warfare.

The 'Ulterior Motive' is an oft used tactic, by females, in the theatre of domestic warfare.

by Gamblers Anonymous November 16, 2006

mctiveimh

ahona is the hottest stan twt account to exist since einstein’s era. her tweets not only serve and feed (currently) 1816 people, but they also inspire me to want to get up and jump. the other day i was thinking wow, ahona is not here whatever shall i do all day? then i hear a knock at my window... ITS NOT HER. tf why would it be her you weirdo?? my point is stan twt would be dust nation without her since it is her empire. juicy juicy juicy xx

who is mctiveimh?
well... mctiveimh

by obviouslana January 22, 2021

Motive Friend

A friend who you only see at motives.

Me: I never see Brandon anymore what’s up with him?
Friend: He’s just a motive friend now

by K2Certi August 22, 2021

loco-motive

Da engine dat pulls a passenger-train full of funny-farm inhabitants.

In "Petticoat Junction", da cantankerously-overbearing and money-hungry Homer Bedloe often formed a one-person/one-vehicle "loco-motive" --- whenever he missed da Hooterville Cannonball (usually doe to his own fumingly-distracted arrogance!), he had no alternative but to puffingly perform his infamous "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine --- i.e., operate da pump-handle-powered hand-car to undignifiedly transport himself down the miles of hot twisty tracks from Hooterville to Pixley.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020