Lankenfuck

To utterly dominate, or cause ruin to, using powers, attributes, or skills associated with being lanky.

That tall skinny guy Eric totally lankenfucked Mike's lap time because he has so little air resistance.

by The Lanken-apprentice April 30, 2010

lynden

Lynden is the most prettiest girl you can ever meet. She has a good heart and she has a good personality and above all she is Slim Thick.

Everybody loves Lynden, so get you a Lynden

by L.gotdajuicee August 14, 2016

Linken

An extra kid

Omg that guy is SUCH A Linken(Girls)
That guy is like a Linken(Guys)

by The GMSS Truth February 24, 2018

lynden

v. lyndened, lyndening, lyndens
v. intr

1. To get a cheerleader pregnant

2. To get pregnant by an American Football player, especially of the wolf variety

wow did you hear that Daddy lyndened Lynden??

by star*rats May 27, 2010

lynnen

An ethnically ambiguous humanoid that defies the laws of the circadian cycle. This creature consumes copious amounts of foods in small amounts of time. The term “lynnen” can also be used as a term of astonishment.

Lynnen’s eating culver’s out of the garbage again.

What the lynnen is wrong with my heterozygoats!!

by Wynnen October 25, 2020

lynden

the man who is taller than god

he is a tree and knows how to judo swing people
he is pink panther cool

he is lynden

lilly - 'lynden is god '
lynden-' yes lynden god'

by lillywhoisnotshort November 1, 2021

Linken

A perfect person, the best person at that. He's an asshole, but he cares about you if he loves you.

Linken I love you

by Bee_Hive November 11, 2020