Lurking Murk

A beady eyed spy who relies on honey bees and other type of insects to do his dirty work. This creature is so disgusting it will never say anything outright, just dole out a crapload of cryptic comments. There is no way to get rid of a lurking murk except by ignorance. Many people don't believe in its existence until they meet one eye to eye.

If you ignore a lurking murk it will disappear, just like fairies.

by Nightmare123 August 25, 2009

lurking

The act of being with a group of people but not saying much. Usually these people (who don't say much) are totally happy with that fact and they just like to listen and don't feel the need to be the center of attention.

That kid is lurking, but he is a lot of fun outside of class.

by that is fun September 14, 2006

Lurking

V. Someone who makes a social media page but never posts anything.

Adj. A nigga who screen shots other people's posts on Instagram and sends them to his friends

"Hey, check out this pic of Tina I found on her Instagram"
"Nigga, quit lurking"

by The bae Jake September 1, 2014

goons out lurking

Originated in Florida, commonly used in Opa Locka, probably the roughest/Hoodest part of the Miami/Dade County area:

real hood niggas chillin in a whip about to do some shit
i.e. driveby sell shit, buy shit

car fulla choppa's and everybody quiet, car fulla goons and everybody certified...
These Goons out lurking-plies (Goons out lurkin)

by $K-Rich$ December 12, 2007

Lurking

The act of creeping or being a total creep from a distance.

Wow.. There goes John again, he keeps lurking. He's across the street watching me inside the bar, talk about top luker.

by Fishtown December 6, 2009

Lubing the munchkin

to masterbate. term is mostly used with guys.

I was surprised when I walked in on my boyfriend lubing the munchkin.

by pinetreebaby June 2, 2008

aunties stay lurking

When da aunties stay all dakine like dat kine crazy brah. Fakas is mental how dey go around lurking like dat. Dey going kill you brah.

“Ho brah aunties stay lurking at dis hour. Bettah watch yo self.” — King Kamehameha (1969)

by Rock Widdow December 7, 2019