rem lezar

slipping into what could be considered a power nap the sleeper conjures a tall, Caucasian golem to sing at them about love and friendship. The sleeper inevitably stirs from the dream realizing what dreams can actually be. This intense dream state has caused a major personality shift that will start a debate weighing the value of child psychology over joyous entertainment.

Oh god, he’s Rem Lezaring and the barista’s are getting their guns.

by Vincent VanGogurt February 22, 2019

lazarbeam

The best youtuber in the world. He is a sellout. He is austalian

Lazarbeam is my favorite youtuber

by Boss The Noob December 1, 2017

Lazarbeam

The definition of lazarbeam is a man thats a fucking bloody legend that also passes out on the toilet 💜

Lazarbeams a fucking legend

by Phoebe Carter January 15, 2019

muddy lizard

A lizard that is covered in mud. Nothing more, nothing less.

"Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars" -Overly Attached Girlfried

by Hazzat July 7, 2012

Party Lazarus

Someone who passes out during a party only to reemerge hours later to continue partying.

"Dude, what the heck is Jim doing here? I saw him crash two hours ago?"

"He just popped back up and grabbed a beer. He's a Party Lazarus tonight."

by JDS2 February 28, 2009

Meth Lizard

A very specific type of meth user with a habit of cross-dressing, painting nails and also possessing a certain insatiable proclivity towards bubble wrap.

Me: "Hey Brandon, where the hell did all the bubble wrap go?"
Brandon: "Sorry, I saw the meth lizard chasing a schleem earlier and I think he took it all to use for you know what"

by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

Lazar

A man of composure. A man of complexity. An honest man with a big cock. Loved by ladies, envied by men. An honest, hard working man, of serbian descent who is all about being the best he could ever be.

Girl: There goes Lazar
Guy: God I wish i was Lazar

by TheOnlyLux May 5, 2019