Low-balling

The act of covering your balls lower then they really are to make it look like you have a big penis.

"At our soccer game patrick kept low-balling because he has such a small dick"

by Jonah Brizzzown March 24, 2009

Low-Balling

Pose a question or challenge to someone knowing they can't answer it.

You're low-balling me by asking about engineering, you know I've never liked math.

by ´rcvtybunim,o November 24, 2024

Low As Balls

what you say when you or someone else is very depressed.

Exhibit A:
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*

A: Hey dude, check it out.

B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.

Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”

by viosbio January 26, 2021

Lowball

(Verb) In regards to bartering and trading, the term "lowball" is used by greedy sellers who don't understand depreciation and are attempting to make a buyer look bad.

Guy 1: That guy just tried to lowball me
Guy 2: Maybe you should read Economics for Dummies

by Trillzill420 June 24, 2021

Lowball Lonnie

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.

That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.

by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019

lowball

To try to pay lower /unrealistically low amount

this girl tried to lowball me out of two books for 70 dollars

by triple h January 26, 2005

Puerto Rican Lowball

When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans

Item for 1000

Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”

Mark: “how about no, and speak English”

Pedro: “400 cash right now”

Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”

by Clark408 September 29, 2020