Dejan Lovren

Deajn Lovren is a Footballer and is thought of as the greatest footballer of all time by anyone with a functioning brain. He is also the winner of the Ballon d'or.

Person: Who is the GOAT? (Greatest of all time)
Stupid Person: Crisiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi
Smart and cool dude: No it's obviously Dejan Lovren

by DejanLovren July 14, 2019

Lovre

A handsome blonde man full of confidence , whose IQ is over 200. He is also very gorgeous and pretty.Even dr. Sheldon Cooper tells that Lovre is smarter than him.

Hey look that Lovre he's so handsome.

by Lovorko April 20, 2013

Lovre

A person who does not have an aquarium and is otherwise known as gay

zvone: Hey do you have any pets?

lovre: No, im a lovre

by Cackalica March 10, 2011

Lovre

Usualy the coolest guy around which is why he is always in the center of attention of others. He is also known to be very wise and a real leader so he's often called The Lord.

Person 1: Wooow who's that over there, he looks so cool.

Person 2: Who that? Oh that's Lovre.

by R3RBuda February 23, 2019

Lovre

A fucking weeb faps to hentai

Lovre likes faping to animeated little boys

by Payopatak April 21, 2019

lovre penis

when something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis"

the size of this bud is actually lovre penis

by NicK Guhr March 20, 2020

Lovre penis

When something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis" here in Macedonia

see that lil dogs? actually "lovre penis"!

by NicK Guhr March 21, 2020