monkey love

The act of grooming one's mate in the manner of a primate. For example, popping a zit or picking a scab from the body of one's mate.

"You've got a little sleep in your eye - here, let me get it."

"Thanks for the monkey love!"

by Princess Poston December 14, 2007

monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

by jim May 7, 2005

Porch monkey love

When Will eats drew smiths little chose. Then barfs out cum on his dog.

I just love my mom and porch monkey love

by Porch monkey love March 6, 2017

Monkey Love

when you love someone like a brother or sister

I'm in Monkey love with Montez.

by Jasmine December 9, 2008

Monkey Love

An action or the result of an action that is mildly amusing but mostly useless.

"We need to do some monkey love here to make this work correctly."

by codefool November 2, 2008

monkey love drop

the name Ricky uses to talk to Ocean

Ocean: Who are you right now?

Ricky: I already told you, monkey love drop

by CamwithCurry September 26, 2023

Freaky Monkey Butt Love

The act of anal sex, with a partner that when finished throws the inevitable poop at hapless onlookers.

Man, you missed some freaky monkey butt love at the park; I almost got hit!!!!!

by The Sugar Shack October 10, 2011