You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 8, 2017

loose sausage meat

Flaccid penis which cannot be funnelled into a condom.

As in "Sorry love, I've got loose sausage meat ".

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Hittin' Looney Switches

Several definitions:

1.Colorful description of a person experiencing a mental breakdown.

2. Also used sexually to describe a person's often incoherent groans, moans and babble during heightened sexual activity.

1. Joe started hittin' looney switches when he decided to rob the 7-11 buck naked armed with a 2x4 and his trusty big gulp cup.

2. One who can be hittin' looney switches during sexual intimacy with their partner is a good lover.

by gabe tolliver October 13, 2005

loose streak

Used in the meaning of a series of failures, such as love or in games, etc.

My loose streak is 30 girls.... I can't even believe

by Siiiimon January 11, 2021

loose saussage

A willy / cock / penis

"I'd chuck a loose saussage in her direction"

by Anu G June 11, 2006

Loose Sex Lucy

a female who partakes in numerous sex encounters with strangers and is a slang term for a whore or slut

You know that Alex hooked up with that bartender, she's a loose sex lucy

by MJ McCully June 9, 2020

loose sandy hairy vagina

a individual the acts like a ginormous pussy.
a very crabby person.
a fag.
a extremely fucked vagina on the beach that needs a hedge trimmer.

cody is such a loose sandy hairy vagina.
cassy is so nasty she had a big loose sandy hairy vagina

by cowboy spanker September 8, 2011