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Loogied

To be extremely stoned, to the point of being on at least planet 9. Usually this will require THC combined in multiple forms. To get loogied, I generally will eat an edible, then once it starts to kick in I smoke a blunt and enjoy several hits from a dab cart. You'll know you're loogied when you're loogied because you feel farther out in the galaxy than you've ever been before.
Groupie: Dood, tonight was fun as fuuuuucccckkkkkk

Lil Timmy Thicc: I know dood I told you this was loud-ass chronic.

Groupied: I'm so fucking loogied right now fuuuuucccckkkkkk
by Lil Timmy Thicc September 1, 2019
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loogy

muscus that forms in the lungs during blowjobs - often used to cough up pubic hair from hairy men during foreoplay
Man that is some hairy muscus - shave that shit.
by The other white meat December 6, 2003
mugGet the loogymug.

Loogie

Loogie means what is currently happening. It can be used in place of "What's up?"
"What's the loogie fufe?"
by Sweet Lou and HBG January 12, 2004
mugGet the Loogiemug.

hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie
When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019
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Kooch Loogy

The white left over in a woman's panties at the end of the day from her "natural" vaginal juices.
I thought those panties were clean until I noticed the kooch loogy.
by anteatersrawk October 11, 2009
mugGet the Kooch Loogymug.

penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom
The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom
by connorsji May 8, 2008
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Loogie Paradox

The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.
Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox
by Launix4eva September 16, 2021
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