A stripper, very young, and extremely crazy. He likes being in cakes, giant brownies, and any other desert. He wears speedos and loves pop music, such as Lady GaGa, which makes great background music while he dances. He's an all around amazing guy.
by Katie-Kins Bear December 21, 2010
Get the Long Dong Rangermug. A hairy strong man with a big penis.
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong
"Aly is such a stud , He is a Long Dong Kong."
"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"
"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"
by Long dong kong March 31, 2017
Get the Long dong kongmug. When you put your penis in between to fish fillets and she sucks it then uses the cum for tartar sauce
by III TTT June 19, 2020
Get the Long dong silvermug. Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."
by Holly Grale August 18, 2016
Get the long dong silvamug. Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person
by ChineseChecker January 10, 2014
Get the hong kong long dongmug. by captnsilverdong May 12, 2018
Get the Capt'n Long Dong Silvermug. Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.
Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"
Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."
Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"
Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"
*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."
Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"
Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"
*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017
Get the Long Dong Ping Pongmug.