Long

A frankly lanky human. They are often described as nabby in all walks of life.

I stood there on the sidewalk hearing god answering my prayers, I looked up to the heavens to find out it was just nana asking for carrot cak. Long!

by QuangMyFem February 21, 2019

longs

not quite shorts not quite capris...they are a completely unique article of clothing

usually worn by "ballers" or those who would like to be "ballers"

"dang, those aint shorts they be longs"

by garTITS July 16, 2009

longative

an adjective used to describe the outcome of a ripped video without using proper aspect ratio controls

this youtube video is really cool but looks longative

by tradaboy May 2, 2009

longs

the opposite of shorts, pretty much just pants.

"i got some new longs."
"oh my god, Lewis, we've been over this, they're called 'pants'."

by rrachelll May 12, 2017

longness

used to say that a task or journey is either boring, tedious, unnecessary, or not worth the effort involved. usually used as a result of laziness.

"hey, u wanna go to freds tonight?"

"& walk 3 miles in the dark? nah, sounds like longness to me..."

by fuckduggery October 11, 2011

Long

Something takes ages and is annoying

“Sophie’s replies are the worst there so fucking long”

by Ay yo wys my g June 20, 2019

Long

When someone takes bare time to do anything.

That ethno rah Spens is bare long......so is his chat!

by dried out May 2, 2006