Skip to main content

Lowball Lonnie

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.
by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019
mugGet the Lowball Lonnie mug.

lenient

Mild or gentle, tolerate; soothin, emollient.
He had a lenient attitude.
by Larstait November 15, 2003
mugGet the lenient mug.

Léonie

Léonie is a kind and funny girl, who is very attractive and wanted by all the boys. She is the best girlfriend and once you have her you don’t want to let her go. And if you do you have made the biggest mistake of your life. She is as fierce as a lion but also has the kindest of hearts. She is always the most beautiful girl in the room.
Is that a Léonie?
Wow she is gorgeous I want to be her.
by 342tea December 17, 2018
mugGet the Léonie mug.

lonniece

Lonniece is a very shy girl. She's pretty ,anti social and usually quiet but once you get to know her , you won't forget her . She's a keeper and she alway thinks she is right . Watch out for her though , they quiet ones are the craziest .
"Do you know lonniece?

"Yeah , how could I not? She was the quiet , pretty girl."
by Jaybayjay June 17, 2016
mugGet the lonniece mug.

Leenie

by Ally Snheider October 28, 2019
mugGet the Leenie mug.

Lonnie

A Man of Great Size and Stature. Known to be Honest and Loyal. He's the Strongest guy in any given room, the first one you call when you're moving. Intelligent and engaging. Fathers beg him to marry their daughters.
How do you like your new Son in Law?
I wish he were more of a Lonnie.
by DaBiggun August 1, 2011
mugGet the Lonnie mug.

Lonnied

To be left hung out to dry, cock blocked, lied to, or otherwise let-down by someone who you were totally counting on.
I had to walk home from the bar because the douchebag who was supposed to give me a ride completely Lonnied me!!!
by TMANN69 November 28, 2011
mugGet the Lonnied mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email