lobsterbagging 

As a method of birth control, a man shoves his nuts up into his body. He then ties the bag off with a hair tie, thus preventing them from dropping down into the scrotal sack. Science has proven that leaving the nuts in a lobster bagged position for 4 hour hours a day is an effective temporary birth control. The appearance of his bag seems to be that of a lobster, hence the term lobsterbagging was coined.

John: C'mon Mary, lets do it!
Mary: But John, the pope said condoms are a sin and I don't want to get pregnant.
John: It's ok, I've been lobsterbagging for the past 2 weeks. It's all dead down there.

lobsterbagging by ramfungdunctual September 12, 2013

lobstering  

making sure you never forget a favor and making you pay back for many many years

Damn that hippie mark wont quit lobstering me for that food he bought me.

lobstering by mjsavon June 16, 2008

Lobsterdog 

A meal prepared on a split-top hot dog bun. Toasted with lobster and hot butter sauce, prepared in the US Midwestern states.

We went back to Becky's trailer to down a couple lobsterdogs.

Lobsterdog by subnetguru July 31, 2016

Lobsterbanger 

Big boned with a attitude. Loves lobsters and loves to bang ‘em. Constant milking along with being the biggest 10 pin leaver around in the sport of bowling. May change bowling balls every frame if need be.

Croiky, a wild Lobsterbanger is on lane 16.

Lobsterbanger by Pegasus300 October 24, 2020

Lobstering 

When you have sexual intercourse in the hot tub and jacuzzi.

"I caught those two lobstering last night and they got water all over your patio"

Lobstering by anonymous February 12, 2025