Loafing

When a cat sits on any surface with its legs tucked under itself. This gives the cat the appearance of having no limbs, and thus, looks like a loaf.

Steven: "My cat looked like a loaf of bread when it was loafing on my chair yesterday."
Liz: "My cat does that too!"

by The Tsar July 15, 2011

duck loafing

A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.

Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.

by Giblets. July 23, 2018

Sandwich-loafing

Sandwich-loafing: when two bodies engaged in an amorous act are slapped together with something in between them, such as an item of clothing or a sheet.

"The nervous newlyweds were so eager to consummate that they were sandwich-loafing all night in the honeymoon suite."

by Sylvie T January 8, 2021

Loafing Around

What pokemon do when they're too bad ass for their trainer

Samson is loafing around

by onlineidiot1994 January 24, 2010

Loafing Down

Shitting; Pinching a loaf; Dropping Off the Cosby Kids

P-Phat was loafing down in Austin!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Loafing

A prank originating from Cincinnati, OH loafing is the act of taking a loaf of sliced bread and skewering it on the antenna of a strangers auto-mobile.

It's time that Fiat got a good loafing!

by Queen City Loafers LLC. September 27, 2013

loafing

Standing around asking someone for their things(usually food)

Man#1 give me some chips please
Man#2 Bui, stop loafing dawg. Go get your own stuff

by BOOTS December 2, 2013