loafer

Also a type of shoe.

Hey guys, look at my new loafers.

by himoshishou July 27, 2004

Light In The Loafers

Refers to the way some effeminate men walk.

As Maurice sashayed across the room, Celeste noticed he was light in the loafers.

by Crystal Gazer April 18, 2010

Loafenity Prayer

Loafenity Prayer:

God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday

The courage to nap for hours on end

and the hammock to do it in.

I got pissed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of chores around the house today. So I said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.

by JShakes December 23, 2009

Loafed up

1. Like a cat chillin', content, just lookin

Person A: I wanna be like that cat loafed up

by Loaf_man_ren123 October 16, 2023

loafer

A person who enjoys the very fine and enjoyable art form which requires lazing about, sleeping in, watching tv, possibly binging on junk food.

Not to be mistaken with a baker.

-C'mon, get outta bed! Sheesh, you're such a loafer!
-Hmmm, thanks...

by Lorelili June 30, 2005

lonely loafer

One who does not have a life or friends of his own, so he spends a majority of his time

"loafing" through books and living vicaruously through them.

ashley-"omg, liams over there reading his books again..."
kylie-"of course he is! liams a lonely loafer!"

by ?O0o.CONFUSED.o0O? March 10, 2010

Water Loafer

One who goes to restauraunts, mainly fast food places, and orders water in place of any other drink to avoid paying higher costs overall. When done right, one can get more food for a price less than a combo on the combo menu by not getting a drink. For example, at Wendy's, you can get a burger and fries and a drink for about $4, but if you Water Loaf than you can get 2 Texas Double Cheeseburgers, a fry and chili with a water for the same price.

Today we went to Taco Bell and Brandon water loafed to get more food for his $5 than Kelley who didn't water loaf and got less for $5. Brandon will get more bang for his buck for being a Water Loafer.

by willieleiss January 10, 2006